Monthly Archives: February 2016

I’m Moving Out of the Country If

“I’m going to move out of the country if candidate X gets elected,” is possibly the most nonsensical threat one can make. First, even though I would pay money to watch it on Pay-Per-View, no one ever follows through. Seriously, following … Continue reading

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Pittsburgh Plans

After living in Pittsburgh for five years, I’ve become adept at translating – if not actually using – sentences such as “If yinz jagoffs git dahnahahs, I’m inna basement doin’ the warsh.” But far more jarring to my eastern PA … Continue reading

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Must Watch TV

While the rest of America was watching the Super Bowl, I was reading Florence King and then binge-watching Banshee, a Cinemax original series. For the uninitiated, Banshee is the improbable tale of a paroled felon who – through a violent … Continue reading

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I have a wager for those whose passions lead them to believe that Marco Rubio is a substantively different candidate than Hillary Clinton. Regardless of who wins, during either Marco or Hillary’s first term: The US National debt will hit … Continue reading

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